1 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:18,083 (Armando) A friend of mine said: "Better to be a poor industrialist" 2 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:21,250 "what a wealthy worker." He was an idiot. 3 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:25,666 Being an industrialist is a nice profession, especially for someone like me 4 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:29,708 than as a child he wore patches on his ass. 5 00:00:29,916 --> 00:00:33,083 What do I need it for have a factory with 900 workers, 6 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:39,541 a little house near Switzerland, to put away some change, 7 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,833 and even a butler, 8 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,625 if I have to keep a rag of a secretary like this? 9 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:12,416 Let's be logical. What is it for conquer wealth and power 10 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:15,583 if the people on the street don't you notice? 11 00:01:15,791 --> 00:01:19,166 Once upon a time the king wore the crown in the head, one said "he's the king". 12 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:22,416 The leaders challenged the stick of command, 13 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:25,583 people said "that's a leader". 14 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:29,750 Now the assembly presidents they manage by shaking a bell 15 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,500 but what does an industrialist do? Do you write "I'm rich" on your forehead? 16 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:37,083 Or "capital of 25 billion entirely emigrants". 17 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,833 It's also dangerous for taxes. 18 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:44,875 The only thing that stands out an entrepreneur from ordinary mortals 19 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:49,458 she is the private secretary. But a sexy secretary! 20 00:01:49,666 --> 00:01:52,750 One of those who when she's with you makes people say 21 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:57,708 "Look at that. Let him get it damn!" Now you will say 22 00:01:57,958 --> 00:02:03,000 "Good idiot, what are you waiting for to get you a secretary like this?" 23 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,958 You say so because you don't know my wife! 24 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:16,291 - Married? - No. - What are you waiting for? - Everyone's running away. 25 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:20,083 - Good. Fiancée? - No. 26 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:25,875 - Girlfriend? - Yes. 27 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:29,541 She likes them a lot men? 28 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,791 - For goodness sake! No. - That's better. 29 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,916 Amelia, they're hired. Get all the data. 30 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,791 Commander, at 5 he has an appointment with the Germans. 31 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,291 Okay, I understand. 32 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:48,541 Are you happy now? We put it on the museum of horrors. 33 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:52,000 - We have three hundred like this! - Don't overdo it. 34 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:56,500 Aside from hiring, why did he summon me urgently? 35 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,750 Yes, of course, Commander. 36 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:04,833 These products will shock the cosmetics market. 37 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:08,958 Hear: "More beautiful faces, even if they are elderly," 38 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:12,000 "with the products of the Ponziani company." 39 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,875 They work well on our employees. 40 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:21,041 - Franchino, for those you need the scalpel, not the cream. - Witty! 41 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:26,000 Mingozzi, you shouldn't use them on our workers, they're fine like this. 42 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,250 Franco gave me an idea. 43 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,958 - What idea? - Say it, Commander. 44 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:36,708 Putting our little monsters in fashion magazines with writing 45 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:42,125 "They are like this because they haven't used the products of the Ponziani company." 46 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,000 Brilliant, Commander! It's brilliant. 47 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:49,666 Go easy on these "slaps" because it will give me pleurisy. 48 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:53,000 - Commander... - Come on, Franchino. Come on, Cicci. 49 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,875 Come on, time is money! 50 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:59,208 Sorry, Mingozzi. 51 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:03,541 It's safe that all these girls are they of proven morality? 52 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:09,625 I haven't found them uglier than this. They are still almost all virgins. 53 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:13,500 Sometimes it doesn't matter, so it's not certain. 54 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:16,333 I'm coming, Ciccetti! 55 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:18,666 I'm coming, just a moment! 56 00:04:20,541 --> 00:04:23,875 (Ersilia) Who is that? I would like to understand. 57 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:29,166 - I would like to understand too. - Commendatore, she's my fiancée. 58 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:32,458 I didn't think so that it would arrive so soon. 59 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:36,958 Mingozzi with this air all... He got a girlfriend! 60 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:42,166 - She's beautiful too. Present it to us. - She's a bit shy, I wouldn't want her... 61 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:47,208 Mingozzi, he's afraid that shall we eat it? Go get it. 62 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:52,500 - Dear, you weren't in a hurry of the Germans? - The Germans are waiting! 63 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:58,125 - Luisa, I would like to introduce you to Commander. - Right now? No... 64 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:03,500 Let's go! If he doesn't want to come, let's go, Ciccetti. 65 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:06,541 The blond boy always on the front line. 66 00:05:06,791 --> 00:05:09,875 (Armando) He wasn't wrong. From that car 67 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:14,166 the woman who was supposed to had come down change our family life. 68 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:17,500 - Miss Luisa, Mrs. Ponziani. - Pleasure. 69 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:22,458 - Very happy. - With permission. - Excuse me. 70 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:25,958 (softly) Now the most important person. 71 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:31,250 Commander, let me introduce you my fiancée, Miss Luisa. 72 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:37,000 - Nice to meet you, I am honored and very... - I'm Franco, the son. 73 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:40,875 Sorry, if you'll excuse me, I... 74 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,583 She's really shy. 75 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:47,666 She was raised by nuns, then you understand... 76 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:52,625 - There are few like that. - It's delicious! He knows how to do many things. 77 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:57,166 He knows how to type and write in shorthand. He knows all languages. 78 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:02,833 - Maybe he can even read! Let's go, it's stuffy. - Come on, it's better. 79 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:06,250 - Mingozzi, please. - Thank you. 80 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:12,083 - Wake up, Franco! I recommend it the new products. - Rest assured. 81 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:16,458 - Greetings, ma'am. - Congrats on your girlfriend. 82 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:19,291 Nice little gem. 83 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:29,833 - Nice girl, right? - Who? 84 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:33,541 - Mingozzi's girlfriend. - A little thin! 85 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:39,208 - She's a fake skinny one, I'll tell you. - Thin and false, that is, a liar. 86 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:44,250 Lies have short legs, she has some legs! If Amelia had them.... 87 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:48,958 - He would lose his job, okay? - Amelia, did you hear? 88 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:55,500 (Armando) A beautiful girl, but what hope could I have? 89 00:06:55,708 --> 00:07:00,000 Apart from the wife which is a natural enemy, 90 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:03,208 my son was there which was starting to rattle. 91 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:06,208 Now children are unpredictable, 92 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:10,750 especially if they date bad company. 93 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:15,125 You have arrived! You Milanese you always take it easy. 94 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:19,916 - You're never punctual. Seen what time did we do? - Is it late? 95 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:24,041 - Oscar! - Yes, dad! - These deliveries? 96 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:28,708 - Everything's fine, I'm going now. - Where are you going without a list, fuck you? 97 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:33,166 - I've heard this way before. - If you know her, go there as a matter of urgency! 98 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,375 Yes, I'll take him too. 99 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,958 Until we meet again! 100 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:43,208 That evening it wasn't better if I did... 101 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:48,083 (stuttering) By dint of making home deliveries, 102 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:53,333 I've had experience, I could write a treatise on psychology. 103 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:57,541 I also had myself unbuttoned the pants. 104 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:01,541 - Sounds like a fortune teller's job to me. - Fortune teller? 105 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:05,708 Before picking the fruit, do you want to lean the ladder against the tree? 106 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:08,875 Let's go fuck or picking apricots? 107 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:12,541 (Armando) I understood what he was going to do that dirty son of mine? 108 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,375 Yes, the male has his needs. 109 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:18,541 Me too to escape to the marking of my wife 110 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:21,250 I put together fake business trips. 111 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,208 (Armando) Don't you like it? 112 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:28,083 Okay, it's fake. You can see from afar that it's fake. 113 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:32,250 - I got it on purpose, necklace anti-theft these days! - Certain. 114 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:35,291 Why don't you give it to your wife? 115 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:40,750 - The monster doesn't wear this stuff. - Yes, she wears trousers. 116 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:44,750 When the wife is at home puts on pants 117 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:50,791 the husband takes them away elsewhere. - Yes, but not for a pound of candy! 118 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:55,250 Love, why don't you take me a real jewel? 119 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:59,375 - I put them in the bank and I am happy anyway. - How sweet! 120 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:02,791 He is satisfied with nothing my Swede. 121 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,583 Pretty! How beautiful, long, straight. You look like a two-lane highway! 122 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,791 This is a fabulous Swede. He has lived here for three months. 123 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,875 He ordered wine and champagne, it's a luxury slut. Give me the number. 124 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,250 Ouch! 125 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,708 How to say in Swedish: "I love you, my love"? 126 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:31,833 (they speak in Swedish) 127 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:35,041 Tell me again! (speaks in Swedish) 128 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,208 What a summary! 129 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:41,541 (phone rings) The telephone. Go answer it. 130 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:49,583 Go answer it, then pass the ball, I'm alone! 131 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:54,458 - Ready? - Mrs. Ingrid? - Yes. Who are you? 132 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:58,958 - I'm the winemaker. I have to do one urgent delivery. - Right now? 133 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:05,000 - Is she alone? - Yes, I'm alone. It's not a problem, is it? 134 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,791 Ah! Then I'll come. See you right away! 135 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,833 - Did he say yes? - Eh! Go! 136 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,875 - Who was he? - A mistake. 137 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:21,083 Are you so languid with mistakes? I'm jealous, huh? 138 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:24,208 - Stupid and stingy. - Miserly! 139 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:29,583 A gold pendant is ready for you. I'll give it to you tonight at three, okay? 140 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:32,041 Yes. 141 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:37,666 Now I'm going to take a shower, then kitten and cat make love. 142 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:40,458 - Are you happy? - Yes. 143 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:44,500 (speaks in Swedish) - Oh, he said it again! 144 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:48,333 How did I live this long far from Sweden? 145 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:51,833 Gothenburg, Copenhagen! 146 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:57,125 Long live the reindeer, long live Gustavo who married a middle-class wife. 147 00:10:57,333 --> 00:11:00,666 They are all intelligent in that country. 148 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,958 Gustavo! 149 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:08,750 Even, it's my turn. I'm sorry, but I have to go. What do you want to do? 150 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:13,000 - Oscar, I'll give you 10,000 lire. - No, forget it. 151 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:15,500 Winds! I'll give you twenty, Oscar. 152 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:19,000 All right, I'm in for twenty. HI. 153 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:24,958 - Oh! Where are you going? I gave you the 20,000! - For 20,000 lire I'll tell you. 154 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Permit? 155 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:39,708 Permit? It has arrived the wine man. It's me! 156 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:43,458 Getting ready, huh? 157 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:47,083 My "slut", wait, I'm coming now. 158 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,666 Wait for me. 159 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:54,541 - Hate! I looked death in the face. - Me too! 160 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:57,041 What are you doing there naked? 161 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:02,416 - I'm hot, I brought champagne. - The champagne? Modern vintner! 162 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:07,125 He brought champagne naked! The ethical avant-garde. What are you doing here? 163 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:12,416 - I thought I was at the precinct soldier, I undressed! - Out! 164 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:15,916 Tapeworm, lactic ferment, go away! 165 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:19,416 Damn when I came here. I'd beat myself up! 166 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,666 Get out of here! 167 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:24,250 I'll break your femur! 168 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:29,750 - What is it? I heard voices. - You heard shouting! 169 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,916 Have the champagne brought to you from a vintner who... 170 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:36,750 - He was here all... almost naked. - Naked? 171 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:42,708 - Well... - He must be in love with me. I like myself, it's not my fault. 172 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:45,916 I'll have you put the alarm on to the "sgnacchera". 173 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:50,916 I bought the champagne to celebrate the new house. 174 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:56,166 - You come. Bring the champagne. - Yes, so we can bathe! 175 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,916 - Hate! - Get dressed! 176 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,958 - Damn... - Have you already done it? 177 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:07,500 The pimp came and I took the van, it even rhymes. 178 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:10,958 I'll get dressed right away. 179 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:15,875 I'm doing the fine to the vehicle due to a parking ban. 180 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:19,166 Do not stop? He didn't even see me! 181 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,833 (Armando) The days passed quite idiotic 182 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:27,708 and the private secretary it remained an unachievable dream. 183 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:32,958 But one evening, fortunately, a misfortune happened to us. 184 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,166 Come on, we'll be late. Go fast! 185 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,541 - Quick in this fog? - The arena doesn't wait. 186 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:43,916 - We lose the romance, that of Radames! - I sing it. 187 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,708 (sings) If I were that warrior, if my dream came true. 188 00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:50,458 An army of fags led by me! 189 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,791 Faggots? Braves, what do fags have to do with it? 190 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:58,916 - Madam, they are the brave ones of our time. - Well done, Amelia. 191 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:04,458 - Come on, we're late! - Is that a truck or a tunnel? 192 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,833 It's a truck! 193 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:15,125 - How did it happen? - How did it happen? Ask your father. 194 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:19,250 - He started singing in full fog. - What was he singing? 195 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,791 "Aida", he can't even sing it. 196 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:26,500 - How did it happen? - Radames' fault. 197 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:31,541 - How are you? - I'm full of chalk, semi-paralyzed. 198 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:36,708 - I can't even pee. - It could have been worse, Commander. 199 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:40,458 - Did you want them to cut it off? - No, not this. 200 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:44,833 It's your mom's fault, it's intentional go to Verona in the fog 201 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:50,083 to see Egypt at the time of the "stacks". - Pharaohs! 202 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,958 I know, I went to college. 203 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:57,333 - In what branch? - I'm not a gorilla! I had a desk like everyone else. 204 00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:01,541 (phone rings) Ready? It's not this one. 205 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:05,750 I immediately knew that was it. Yes, it's me! Who is? 206 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,750 From Germany, written in German? 207 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,666 Amelia is more dead than alive. 208 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:17,958 Call later. Go. Bye. 209 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:21,125 - Attacks. - Immediately, Commander. 210 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:25,333 We are up to our eyes in guano. Amelia is in hospital 211 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:30,458 and I don't know how to translate the letter of a German. - Find another one. 212 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:35,000 Where do I find another one with Amelia's experience? 213 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:40,375 There are better secretaries and... more beautiful. 214 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,625 - Mingozzi. - Yes, Commander? 215 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:48,708 - What's the name of that big piece of fi... girlfriend? - My? 216 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:51,416 - Louise. - Luisa! 217 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:56,083 - From tomorrow she will be my secretary personal. - I don't think... 218 00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,291 Without discussion, Mingozzi, or I get "engaged". 219 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:05,166 I don't think Luisa can. He lives with his aunt thirty kilometers away. 220 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:08,208 He lives thirty kilometers away! 221 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:12,458 Oooh! What does it mean? We have guest rooms. 222 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:17,041 - We have 32, like teeth. There is the bathroom, the wardrobe. - I don't doubt it. 223 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:21,416 Indeed, he will feel right at home better, like in a hotel. Ernesta! 224 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:27,500 Here is the cat and the fox. Always behind the doors listening. 225 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:31,125 We need to prepare a guest room. 226 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:35,541 - Who's coming? - What are you interested in? 227 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:40,708 - We have decided so and so it will be. - Ernesta, are there any questions to ask? 228 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:46,708 Miss Luisa is coming, there girlfriend of our dear Mingozzi. 229 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:50,500 - From tomorrow it will be mine personal secretary. All right? - Ah! 230 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,708 And the lady? 231 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:57,833 Luckily the lady is nailed down in his bedroom. 232 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:01,625 You don't need to know. Was I clear? 233 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:06,666 Yes, Commander, yes from me. She tells everyone's facts. 234 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:09,333 Dear Doctor Mingozzi, 235 00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:12,958 I have no words to thank her of his collaboration. 236 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:16,708 Commander, I hope Luisa satisfies you. 237 00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:21,291 I hope so too. I hope so too. 238 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,666 Wee! You've been painting for two days this channel in three people. 239 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:31,833 You are doing the Pieta by Michelangelo? What rubbish is this? 240 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:35,625 The Commander he won't want to see you again! 241 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:40,250 What do I care about the Commander. For me it can also go and do... 242 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:49,416 This one is definitely looking for me. Madonna! Who is? 243 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:56,166 - Good morning. - Good morning. Tell me. 244 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,416 I'm the new secretary of Commendatore Ponziani. 245 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,958 The new secretary... of the Commander? 246 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:07,375 - It's not possible. - This one isn't it Villa Ponziani? - Yes, but... 247 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:12,500 Are you the new secretary? The others, what an ending... Oh, my goodness! 248 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,500 Please take a seat. I lead the way. 249 00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:23,083 - The suitcase! - He has a suitcase! 250 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,958 - You bring it to him, right? - Fuck yourself... These workers! 251 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,166 Thank you. 252 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,500 - Straight ahead? - Modestly, always straight. Please. 253 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:45,000 - The Commander is ill. That's how it is. - A rally? 254 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:50,166 - No, a car accident, it broke down the arm. - Poor thing, I'm sorry. 255 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:54,791 - The lady? - He's like this, with his broken leg. 256 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,750 The same car accident. 257 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:01,166 Please! His room is on the second floor. 258 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:06,041 - I'll take your suitcase to your room. Do you like it? - Yes a lot. 259 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:10,250 This is all chalk, the Commander, the lady, the villa. 260 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,208 We are all stuck. 261 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:35,041 (knock on the door) 262 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,250 Go ahead. 263 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:45,541 - Good morning, Commander. - Miss Luisa! Come in. 264 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:50,750 Sorry, if I receive it like this, in this place of pain. 265 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,583 - It was kind of you to come right away. - I arrived as soon as possible. 266 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:59,208 - How are you? - Good, very good, perfect. 267 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:05,750 - How perfect? - So to speak! Look at how I'm dressed. 268 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,166 What sensitivity! He brought flowers. 269 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:15,125 - Actually they are for your lady. I would like to go and say hello. - No! 270 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:19,375 Suffer from allergy to flowers, to everything, now even to plaster. 271 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,291 He has red spots, he drools. 272 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:25,541 I am desolate. I could bring you some chocolates. 273 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,750 No! Ninth. 274 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:33,708 My lady has guts blind... who is deaf! 275 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:39,416 - Where do I put them? - Here. There's even water! 276 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:44,625 This is how we use the scaffolding! A great idea, right? 277 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:50,250 All over this white chalk not even a signature? Brings luck. 278 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,583 - Really? - Yes. 279 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,583 - May I have the honor? - I? 280 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,416 Please... No! 281 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,333 A little further down, below. 282 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:08,541 - Here? - Bend over a little, like this. Bend down. 283 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:12,875 - Is it okay here? - The Madonna! - Did I hurt her? 284 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,041 No, I was saying that the Madonna he is my witness 285 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:20,208 how proud I am to have her by my side. 286 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:26,208 To have her by my side with all his... experience! 287 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,416 Here... 288 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:35,916 - Shall we start right away? - Yes. - What is my place? - Huh? 289 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:38,500 Ah! I thought... 290 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:44,833 That's the desk, that's the typewriter. 291 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:49,833 That... Well done, how well she sits! 292 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:56,375 (Armando) A close fight began among my fiercest rivals. 293 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:02,291 - Is the first half over? I should pass. - And it passes! 294 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:06,416 - It's 9, aren't you going to university? - Mind your own business. 295 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,291 What a "pacifier"! When he graduates! 296 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:15,333 Following your esteemed, 297 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:20,333 we inform you that the sending of bisulfite will happen... Giuseppe! 298 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,166 I asked if the seat was free. 299 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:30,958 - Get up, gorilla. - I brought tea. 300 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:35,750 Bring coffee for me and for the lady. Joseph! The flowers. 301 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:40,916 - Why did he bother? - "Pistol"! Take away the flowers! 302 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,291 I believed that... 303 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,833 The tray! 304 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:49,458 Sorry, Commander, but I only have two hands! 305 00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,750 Ah! What do you touch? 306 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,916 Giuseppe, the flowers. Here, moron. 307 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,750 Quickly! Two coffees. 308 00:22:57,958 --> 00:23:00,625 How beautiful she is! 309 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,791 I tell you the truth, ma'am. 310 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,708 It's ugly, unpleasant. 311 00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:09,625 - Like Amelia? - Worse. 312 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:15,208 At least Amelia is nice, but this is a monster. 313 00:23:15,416 --> 00:23:17,625 Two stumpy legs. 314 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:23,250 As you well know the openings... The closures of foreign markets 315 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,166 in the last two months I have... - What does he do? 316 00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:29,583 I? Nothing! 317 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:33,083 I... I looked at myself in the mirror. I was saying... Oooh! 318 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:37,583 - A baboon face! - Why don't they show it to me? 319 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:43,333 She had come to let him meet her, but she was asleep. 320 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:48,500 - Now he's sent her off a commission. - Naturally! 321 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:51,875 He doesn't like it and walks away that pig. 322 00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:57,083 He must stay and woe betide you if he tries to change it. You have to warn me. 323 00:23:57,333 --> 00:24:00,291 Don't doubt it, ma'am. 324 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,083 - Do you want orange soda? - No. Go see what he does. 325 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:07,750 (Armando) Thanks to Ernesta's loyalty 326 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:13,583 my wife didn't suspect the show I was enjoying. 327 00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:16,583 But the difficulties were not over. 328 00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:21,000 As soon as the word got out, I had to deal with the factory. 329 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,875 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 330 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:28,041 You were very kind to come and visit me. 331 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:32,708 This testifies the spirit of our company. 332 00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:36,666 Thank you. Luisa, cigarettes, please. 333 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:41,916 Now I ask you also and above all 334 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:46,958 to convey my greetings to the Works Council and... 335 00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:52,666 Eeeh! 336 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:58,750 And say that I hope to return to sooner, cast permitting. 337 00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:08,791 - Good morning, Commander. - Good morning. Good morning. 338 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:13,416 - Commander. - Good morning. Good morning. 339 00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:18,666 - I find it very good. - Good morning. - Good morning... 340 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:22,666 - Well done, Commander! - Good morning. 341 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:25,875 - Good morning, Commander! - Good morning. 342 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:30,333 - Compliments! - You look good, Commendatore. 343 00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,500 Best wishes, Commander. 344 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:37,708 It's nice to feel so loved by its collaborators. 345 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:43,000 - How well you are, Commendatore! - Really good! Compliments. 346 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:48,333 - What lips, Commander! - How good you are today, Commander! 347 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:53,250 (accelerated voices) 348 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:59,500 How do you feel today, Commander? (raspberry) 349 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:03,708 (Armando) I had just saved myself from the attack of the masses 350 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:06,875 and it was already looming another battle. 351 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:11,458 But do you fire a son? Are you putting him on redundancy pay? 352 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:15,625 A son is a son, he is the most difficult of enemies, 353 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:20,125 especially because, almost in most cases, 354 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,750 it is blood of your blood. 355 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,041 Pheasant. 356 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,916 You're good, huh? 357 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:49,958 Vegetable broth for the young gentleman, like the doctor said. 358 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:59,208 - Giuseppe, go over there. We do it ourselves. - Enjoy your meal. 359 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:09,083 - Help yourself, Luisa. - Thank you. 360 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,375 - He is very well this evening. - Really? 361 00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,583 Yes. 362 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:23,166 The pill for troubled liver. 363 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:33,500 - I bet there are stars tonight. - Why? 364 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,875 Because it's an important evening for me. 365 00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:43,375 How beautiful! It's nice to find out that there are still young romantics. 366 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:46,375 Laxative pills to go... 367 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:54,875 - Luisa, are you happy with us? - Yes a lot. 368 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:58,083 His father is always nice, kind. 369 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:02,583 Yes, yes. He's kind, he's nice, he's good. 370 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:07,166 A little old fashioned, a little mummified. 371 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,750 The mummy is here, alive. 372 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:14,458 - What a surprise, dad! HI. - Good evening, Commander. 373 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:19,541 I took the liberty of inviting her because she always eats alone. 374 00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:24,250 How good, boy! Full of initiative, like his dad. 375 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:28,958 How do you say that Latin stuff? "Talis pater, talis filius." 376 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,541 Do you eat before Carosello? 377 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:42,416 - Why do you treat me like an imbecile? - You treat me like an idiot! 378 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,416 Sorry, Luisa. 379 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,166 - Have a nice dinner! - Good evening. 380 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,791 - The pills! - Give them to dad! 381 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000 He has no experience. Me once I also went on safari. 382 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:04,625 - Miss Luisa, you like them candles? - Yes a lot. 383 00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:08,125 Giuseppe, bring some champagne. 384 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:14,291 They are young, they don't know how to live. 385 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,750 Caviar, champagne... 386 00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:02,083 Hello, darling. Yes, everything went great. 387 00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:05,666 Ponziani is kind, but really naive! 388 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,916 No, there are no problems. 389 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:14,875 Remember, the factory manager it must be me. Understood? 390 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:19,500 - I'm tired of being an employee. - Of course, darling. Good night. 391 00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:28,125 (phone ringing) 392 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:35,125 - Yes? (Armando) Miss Luisa, sorry for the late hour and the impudence. 393 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,083 They'll call me back from America soon. 394 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:42,916 - Could you come here to translate? - Sure, I'll come right away. 395 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:48,083 Thank you, Miss Luisa. The look. 396 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,833 (knock on the door) Come on! 397 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,000 Thank you. 398 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:10,166 Thank you, Miss Luisa for coming right away. 399 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:14,958 The Americans said that they would call again shortly. 400 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:19,958 - Don't worry, I'm here for this. Duty. - How cute! 401 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,875 (moans) 402 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:29,333 - Does it hurt? Are you in a lot of pain? - What a pain! It's the location. 403 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:33,500 - Don't think about it. - Can you help me cheer me up? 404 00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:37,583 If... I cheer myself up, I'll be better. 405 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:40,708 - Yes... Please. - Tell me. 406 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:44,875 - Give me a hand and I'll... - Yes, okay. Here you are. 407 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:49,708 - Take it well... - Hold on to me. - I'm holding on! 408 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:54,833 Like Romulus and Remus! How beautiful... I feel like a little wolf. 409 00:31:55,041 --> 00:32:00,000 - I lost my balance. - I too... lost my balance. 410 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:05,125 - Dad, allowed? - It's Franco. Quick, quick! 411 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:10,000 I wouldn't want him to think that the two of us... No, instead... 412 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:12,250 Go to the bathroom. 413 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:18,041 (knock on the door) One moment! The book. Hide. 414 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,541 After you! 415 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:25,750 Dad? 416 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:31,708 I wanted to apologize to you for tonight at dinner. I let myself go. 417 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:36,833 It's normal between father and son there are some small discussions. 418 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:40,500 It's late anyway, go to bed. Good night. 419 00:32:43,416 --> 00:32:47,541 - Since when do you wear perfume? - The perfume? But what... 420 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:51,166 Do you want me to put in the oil? Eh! Excuse me. 421 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:54,875 I'm stuck, I sweat and put on some perfume. 422 00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:59,083 - Has Miss Luisa been here? - Miss Luisa! 423 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:04,875 Are you crazy? He's been sleeping for who knows how long! He's young, he's a deep sleeper. 424 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:10,208 - Is that leg yours? - Which? The one with the chalk... 425 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:14,458 - What leg? - Miss Luisa, come out. 426 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,708 I saw her. 427 00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,875 Oh! Who's there! 428 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:27,083 I was hidden there... Not hidden. 429 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:30,416 It was America... in the bathroom. Excuse me. 430 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:33,625 - Truly original! - Yes, America... 431 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:37,791 Frank! I forbid you to do some easy inferences 432 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,541 and to doubt honesty of Miss Luisa. Poor thing. 433 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:46,000 - Miss, thank you. Go ahead. - Well. 434 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:49,416 If the Americans call, I'll send them to hell. 435 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:52,333 - Good night. - Good night. 436 00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:54,583 - HI! - HI! 437 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:03,583 Ersilia, you gave birth a son of a whore! 438 00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:10,250 I'm sorry I made a bad impression on her impression, but appearances are deceiving. 439 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:14,833 - I hope so for her and for me too. - What does that mean? 440 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:19,041 (phone rings) 441 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:30,333 - Yes? - Tell that asshole of my son to leave her alone! 442 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:33,583 Yes, don't worry, Commander. 443 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,833 Good night. 444 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:43,291 - Goodnight, Franco. She's sorry close the door? - Good night. 445 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:47,583 (Armando) This secretary it was becoming a condominium. 446 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:52,750 Even Giuseppe, pushed by jealousy, took initiatives. 447 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,291 -Did you knock? - Yes. Commendatore Ponziani? 448 00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,791 No, the commendatore does not receive. 449 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,958 I have to see it, it's very important! 450 00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:07,166 He can't, he's in a cast. He doesn't walk. 451 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:12,875 - I just want to talk to him. - It's not possible. Do I speak German? 452 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:17,250 I come from Germany to negotiate big deal, I'm Von Krunz. 453 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:20,333 Little one, announce me, please! 454 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:26,125 Deal or no deal, nothing to do! These are the Commander's orders. 455 00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:34,291 Please, please, yes... Nothing to do, I won't let you pass. 456 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,625 You big asshole! 457 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:40,791 You stinking shit! If I open the gate, I'll do something like this to you. 458 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,958 What should be done with these Germans who don't understand Italian? 459 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:48,666 He must be the son of SS. Surely! 460 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:55,583 - Well up. - Good morning, Franco. 461 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:58,750 - I was expecting it. - Why? 462 00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:04,625 - I'm doing a translation, I don't understand a word. - I'll help you. 463 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,333 - I can't go on. - What? 464 00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:15,166 - Here, on the third line, "stove". - We see. 465 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:18,375 "Stove" literally means stove. 466 00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:22,666 It is followed by this word which means paint. 467 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:25,750 I would say "paint on fire". 468 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:30,500 Fired paint. It's true, how stupid! 469 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,125 What subject does it cover? 470 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:38,833 - Industrial chemistry. - Handsome! 471 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,500 He follows in his father's footsteps. 472 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:46,708 Yes. 473 00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:51,708 The factory is important. I wouldn't want to that it ended up in foreign hands. 474 00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:54,916 Then I study the specific subject. 475 00:36:57,291 --> 00:37:01,375 It's true, I hadn't thought about it. That's right. 476 00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:05,083 It's late! Hello, Franco. 477 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,625 - Luisa! - Yes? 478 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:12,500 - He addressed me as informal. - Truly? 479 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:17,875 It doesn't seem appropriate to me of her between old friends. HI! 480 00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:24,583 Excuse me, you can come whenever you want, don't worry. 481 00:37:24,791 --> 00:37:28,166 Von Krunz, I don't have collaborators. 482 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:32,833 - I have idiots here with me! - It's really like that. 483 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:35,791 Yes, whenever you want. Sorry again. 484 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,583 Until we meet again. Thank you. 485 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:44,708 Neapolitans are all intelligent. 486 00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:47,666 Neapolitan belongs to history. 487 00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:52,833 - There have been great men and they are great men! - They. 488 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:56,000 I'm not Neapolitan? Commander, what are you doing? 489 00:37:56,208 --> 00:38:00,250 You sent a customer away with a turnover of 600 million per year! 490 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:03,416 - German? Von Strudel? - Von Krunz! 491 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:06,875 - He offended me. - Oh, did he offend you? 492 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:12,333 He had actually written it, he will have it had it printed. “You big asshole.” 493 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:16,541 - Did he tell you that? He shouldn't have said it. - Certain. I would give you a kiss. 494 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:20,000 "Atlantic shit" he had to tell you! 495 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:24,583 He didn't say "Atlantic shit" to me. Maybe he hadn't written it down. 496 00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:28,250 - Coward! - Commander, you hurt me! 497 00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:32,125 - The arm! - Wait. I can't move! 498 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:34,375 Good morning, Commander. 499 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:40,541 Welcome, Miss Luisa. Finally! Let's agree. 500 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:45,333 Work is work. It had to be here at 9 and it's 10.15. 501 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:49,166 I'm sorry, it will never happen again. 502 00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:52,666 All right. Go over there and bring us two coffees. 503 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,916 It doesn't matter to me, thanks. 504 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,458 - One? - I told you two coffees! 505 00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:02,291 You're already nervous, if you take two, go crazy! 506 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:07,625 Was she offended? Okay, sorry! 507 00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:13,000 I can't take it anymore, between the Southerner and this bed! 508 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:18,458 - I can't move anymore! - We would need a wheelchair. 509 00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:22,625 - It's more practical. - Yes, it's a great idea. 510 00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:27,166 It's a nice idea for a secretary efficient. I'll buy it right away. 511 00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:31,000 I'll take care of it. He'll have it by morning. 512 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:34,708 - Good, let her take care of it. - Certain. 513 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:39,416 Sorry, Commander, if you allow me... 514 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:44,333 I would like to have the afternoon free, my boyfriend is coming to pick me up. 515 00:39:44,541 --> 00:39:47,583 Yes, of course, the boyfriend. 516 00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:51,375 Love has its rights. All right. 517 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:56,750 An hour later this morning, free afternoon. 518 00:39:56,958 --> 00:40:00,666 If he wants holidays tomorrow, tell me. Just kidding, huh? 519 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:05,791 Thank you, Commander. Marletti has placed an order. 520 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:10,958 Ready? Mingozzi, I'm Franco. I have a message from Luisa to you. 521 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:15,916 She begged me to tell her not to come because he has a meeting with my father. 522 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:20,583 Yes, an important appointment of business. Thank you. Goodbye! 523 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:26,375 How wonderful! Four gears, reverse. 524 00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:29,541 Half pirouettes, whole pirouettes! 525 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:34,708 - He sent me mine secretary in an hour. - On purpose! 526 00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:39,625 When will you let me know this miraculous young lady? 527 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:41,833 (coughing) 528 00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:46,583 - It's shocking stuff I've never seen first! - Never seen it in what sense? 529 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:50,000 - It's a beauty! - A beauty? 530 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:54,416 - No, he's a monster! - A beauty in its ugliness. 531 00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:59,541 - Tell her about the legs. - The legs? Only two legs. - Like two? 532 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:05,583 - Two, but we'll have to see how. - One here and one there. - They're crooked. 533 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:10,833 - They're twisted! - Tomorrow morning I want it here, anyway. 534 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:14,166 He wants to see you here tomorrow morning in any case. 535 00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:17,166 In every home? We'll bring her here! 536 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:22,041 Walk! Open the door. Parasite, walk. 537 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:25,041 Open the door. Move! 538 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:30,541 - You don't have a driving license, mi put it down! - Come here! Help me. 539 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,916 - Push! - I'm pushing. 540 00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:40,916 You covered the company's writings on the van? 541 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:43,958 Yes. Why do you want to do Perry Mason? 542 00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:48,625 I want to see where Mingozzi bring Luisa. For sure in Camporella! 543 00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:53,208 - If you were engaged to Luisa, where would you take her? - At the Grand Hotel! 544 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:57,375 - How do we do it? With the truck they won't let us in. - Push! 545 00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:59,708 Wait a minute, you're heavy. 546 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:03,291 The leg! Oh God... 547 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:07,250 Moron, free my leg from the seat! 548 00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:13,583 - HI. Nice bike! - Do you like it? - Yes. 549 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:16,875 Joseph, look. My son, other than Mingozzi! 550 00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:21,708 - Are you coming for a ride? - I can't, I'm waiting for my boyfriend. 551 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:24,708 He's late, he's usually on time. 552 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:27,625 - Are you worried? - A bit'. 553 00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:35,875 I called Mingozzi and I told him not to come. 554 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:41,000 - Why? - I was hoping that if he didn't come him, you were coming with me for a ride. 555 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:45,541 Franco, couldn't you have asked me? 556 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:52,458 - Do you mean that... you would have come? - Certain. Why not? 557 00:42:52,666 --> 00:42:58,583 - Because of you I have the afternoon free. Where are you taking me? - You'll see. 558 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:02,791 - Flesh of my flesh! - Remove your arm. 559 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,666 - Fly! - Wait a minute! 560 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:09,666 (Giuseppe) Here it is. (Armando) Go! (horn) 561 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:12,916 - What do you do, play? - Notice or they go away. 562 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:17,208 - Criminal! - Don't get angry. Let's start the journey well! 563 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:19,416 Go. Go! 564 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:25,416 The shit goes slow, takes a romantic walk. 565 00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:29,250 Commander, This thing looks like a tank! 566 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:33,875 (Giuseppe) Ah, tell him, I thought he was saying it to me! I understand. 567 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:52,541 (sings) How beautiful the lake is. - Shut up, ignorant. 568 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:55,166 (sings) Inspires so much feeling. 569 00:43:55,375 --> 00:44:00,333 - A little respect for my status of mind. - It's not a misfortune. 570 00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:05,291 - They're young, let them do it. - Giuseppe, I won't pay you the hustlers! 571 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:12,666 - I don't see them. - They'll be ahead. 572 00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:16,666 Find them or I'll give you a hard time of concrete and I'll throw you into the lake. 573 00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:51,583 - What are you doing, you wretch! - They make streets that end like this! 574 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:56,166 - Should I have stopped earlier? - Not you, your father should have stopped sooner! 575 00:44:56,375 --> 00:45:00,416 What does it have to do with it? I'll drive the car. Shall I go around the house? 576 00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:05,583 - Back off. After you! - I'm going forward or do I backtrack? 577 00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:09,208 - What should I do? - Back off. After you. 578 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:13,458 - I'm backtracking! - Backtrack back! After you! 579 00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:19,250 - My God! Do I have to go back? Okay, I'm going back. - Go! 580 00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:33,000 - Go! - It's private property. - I trample on private property! 581 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:37,750 - Buy everything! - We'll have to see if they sell. 582 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,291 How beautiful here! It's wonderful. 583 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:49,250 - What is the name of this pond? - This pond? 584 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,708 It's called... 585 00:45:53,791 --> 00:45:56,833 - I don't know. - I guess it has a name, doesn't it? 586 00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:59,958 Sure, but I don't remember. 587 00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:05,083 - Louder! Change gear. - I'll put on the funeral march! 588 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:09,416 - Do you think we'll find them? - Certain. I know my son well. 589 00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:13,083 Luisa, I would like to talk to you. 590 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:20,458 - Tell me. - Yes, you don't have to be afraid. I sit further back, look. 591 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:26,041 Holy cow! 592 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,708 (laughter) 593 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:34,833 Laugh! Who brings the beasts in this meadow? 594 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:39,083 Sorry, Franco, These things happen, right? 595 00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:42,083 Even the hand! 596 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:49,000 - Go fast. Is it a funeral? - Commander, slowly. 597 00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:53,333 I don't know this route. What do you want from me? 598 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:56,208 Brake! 599 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:03,583 Commander, why did you come down? We haven't arrived! 600 00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:14,000 Found yourself. If you turn around, I'll change. 601 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:22,208 - Hate! Hate! - Dad, where are you going? 602 00:47:22,458 --> 00:47:26,250 To take a bath, asshole! Oh God, Mom! 603 00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:32,708 - My God! - Commander! 604 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:37,083 - Bathing hurts at this time. - Joseph! 605 00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:41,458 Go, I'll take care of it. Commander, here is your Giuseppe! 606 00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:46,291 - Commander! How is the water? - Shitty, like your brain! 607 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:51,000 - I'll take the bathrobe or toilet paper? - Wretched man! 608 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:55,083 Find someone to get me out. The chalk melts! 609 00:47:55,333 --> 00:48:00,583 - Quick, do something! - I'll take the bathrobe, the talcum powder, 610 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:05,000 let's have a nice friction. - Criminal, do something! 611 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,541 Don't move, I'll come right away. 612 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:12,125 - If you find a fish in the middle kilo... - I'll put it in your ass! 613 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:19,166 - Stay in the water, don't move. - Hurry, the plaster will melt! 614 00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:27,541 Mingozzi lives here. I hope to find it. 615 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:32,541 So thank you for the nice walk and... 616 00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:40,000 - Except... - What? - Aside the ending. I'm sorry about your father. 617 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:44,833 - I didn't think he was so jealous of you. - Why are you sorry? 618 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:49,125 Don't misunderstand, it is out of professional seriousness. 619 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:53,333 Franco, it's better if in front of him we don't appear to be too friendly. 620 00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:05,666 (inaudible voices) 621 00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:10,083 Don't worry, your father isn't here now. HI. 622 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:13,833 HI. 623 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,333 Bro, what are you doing? 624 00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:21,625 - What is it? - Was she crazy? He tore your trousers. 625 00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:25,250 Oscar, you're welcome don't bust my balls! 626 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:29,708 Are you sure he left them for you? At home check! 627 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:36,000 - How do you do it? - Stop it, stop it! Stop it! 628 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:39,208 Someday I'm losing my mind 629 00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:44,291 and I make a room out of this house outdoors and emigrated to Brazil. 630 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:49,333 - Stay calm, Armandino. - Stop it too with Armandino! 631 00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:54,666 I'm Armandone, big dick and my wife takes advantage of it! 632 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:58,958 - Calm down. - Hello, dad, how are you? 633 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:02,916 - What faces! What happened? - Ask your mother. 634 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:08,250 - He has his reasons. - He wants to see the new secretary tomorrow. 635 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:14,166 - Well? - Are you telling me? Can you imagine if he sees Luisa? 636 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:19,666 She forced me to fill up the monster factory! What are you laughing at? 637 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:24,916 What do you chew? Chew your testicles that blows everything up! 638 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:29,583 - Now let's find a solution. - There's no time. 639 00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:34,125 - He wants to see you tomorrow morning at 9. - You'll see her tomorrow morning at 9. 640 00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:38,333 As? Where are the ugly women? There aren't any anymore. 641 00:50:38,541 --> 00:50:43,375 - We have the latest... Only she remained. - Don't overdo it. 642 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:47,333 I'll find it for you by this evening. 643 00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:50,750 Franco... Your dad tells you. 644 00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:55,625 If you solve this situation for me, I forgive you everything. 645 00:50:55,833 --> 00:51:00,250 - Everything, Franco. - All? Don't worry. 646 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,625 Sometimes... 647 00:51:02,833 --> 00:51:06,958 It's just that... You have to pay for it. One hundred thousand lire. 648 00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:09,875 One hundred thousand lire? One hundred thousand lire? 649 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:13,333 (Armando) Facing the great enemy 650 00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:17,083 my rival became an ally. 651 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:21,625 It cost me a hundred, but this for a child it is quite natural. 652 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:26,875 What is this secretary like? For days I try to understand, no one explains to me. 653 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:30,708 Yes, I know, but it's something like this... 654 00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:34,291 - Then we'll see it. - Haven't you seen her? 655 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,833 Yes, but in passing, without stopping... 656 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:40,625 Is it high or low? Brunette or blonde? 657 00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:45,625 - Once I saw her short, then high... - It's low or it's high! 658 00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:50,250 - With the heels they have now they grow. - Are you wearing heels? - I think so. 659 00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:53,458 - I believe? - It has two feet, I don't know which door. 660 00:51:53,666 --> 00:51:56,625 - He has two things, what are they called... - Breasts. 661 00:51:56,833 --> 00:52:00,791 - Behind... - Okay, let's glide. - Here, he has the glissamo. 662 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,208 Then I don't know what else he has... I don't know! 663 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:09,875 - Possible that no one can tell me how is it? - Why do I have to say it? 664 00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:13,125 I order you. You must have seen it, right? 665 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:17,416 - Can I tell the truth? - That's it that I want. - It's a sewer. 666 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,625 Here's Armando. It's a quarter past 9 667 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:25,166 and the secretary there is no news. Where? 668 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:28,541 What can I do? We are waiting for Franco. 669 00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:31,458 What does Franco have to do with it? 670 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:35,958 - It was broken... - The ambulance. 671 00:52:36,166 --> 00:52:41,416 The ambulance... The car secretary! He went to get her. 672 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:45,458 Are you both here? Well. Miss Luisa, come. 673 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:49,458 - Bring her here to me. - Come, Miss Luisa. 674 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,666 Good morning everyone. 675 00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:57,250 - Madonna! - Joseph! Do you feel bad? 676 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:01,208 - Good morning, pretty. So to speak. - My goodness... 677 00:53:01,416 --> 00:53:06,041 - Come, don't be afraid. - Yes, but not that far. 678 00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:11,375 Franco, you exaggerated. If I gave you 500,000 lire, were you carrying Frankenstein? 679 00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:14,916 Everyone says you are... a monster of talent. 680 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:19,416 - Haven't we met before? - Isn't she your secretary? 681 00:53:19,666 --> 00:53:24,875 - Precisely! I joked. I threw it away there. - It was better to throw it there. 682 00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:29,500 - He's always joking. - Do you know all the languages? - All! 683 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:34,833 - He knows more than the devil. - French. - He spoke on the phone! 684 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:39,041 - English. - Okay, Hemingway, thank you, very happy! 685 00:53:39,291 --> 00:53:42,541 - German! - Ja... (mumbles) 686 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:47,541 - Ora deve andare, ha da fare in the office. - Can I say something? 687 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:51,791 (Armando) Again? All right, okay quick. - Ma'am, you are beautiful. 688 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,791 Can I give her a kiss? 689 00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:00,208 Okay, but fast. 690 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:05,750 (Armando) On the cheek! Fast. 691 00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:11,125 - Go, dear. - Not to me! (Armando) Come on, I'm coming to the office. 692 00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:14,750 - Happy? - Yes... even too much. 693 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:19,250 Giuseppe... Giuseppe, the salts, I looked death in the face. 694 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:23,458 - Ah! Not good for you? - Yes, good. 695 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:27,625 - I didn't understand the kiss to mom. - It's part of the play. 696 00:54:27,833 --> 00:54:32,916 - I really like it. - It's my mother! - What did I say? It's "good". 697 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:37,583 I have to tell you something important, but not here, in private. 698 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:42,166 - Let's go to the room. - What do you want to do? - You idiot, stop it. 699 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:45,333 Luisa, let me introduce you... 700 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:53,416 - A relative of ours. - Nice to meet you, Louise. We have the same name. 701 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:57,666 Do we want to celebrate? Pretty... Best wishes. 702 00:55:04,125 --> 00:55:08,500 - Only the waitress is missing and you kissed them all! - Well? 703 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:13,458 - What did you have to tell me so important? - Wait. 704 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:20,083 - Your father and mother are they in love? - Huh? 705 00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:26,000 - Your father goes out for work often enough? - What do you care? 706 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,458 Do you remember Swedish Day? 707 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:34,708 - Well? - The pimp was your father. 708 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:39,875 - My "pimp" father? Are you crazy? - The pimp or the lover. 709 00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:43,375 - Are you telling me now? - I saw it now. 710 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,541 (ring) 711 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:49,791 Shut up, let me hear you, it is a derivation. Sssh! 712 00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:52,416 - Hello, who is it? - I'm Ingrid. 713 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:57,708 - Good morning, doctor. - You once called me "kitty". 714 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:02,666 - Now I can't. - I understand, the witch is nearby. 715 00:56:02,916 --> 00:56:07,875 - No, I'm... I'm working. - I can imagine how much you work. 716 00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:12,416 You don't even feel like moving in bed. Let me do everything. 717 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,708 By the way, what happened to it my monthly? 718 00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:20,666 Doctor, you know, I'm here in a cast. I can't move. 719 00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:24,916 To blow my nose I learned yoga. 720 00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:30,166 My love, it's your problem. I am without money. Send someone now. 721 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:33,416 How do I do it? I... I don't know. 722 00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:37,708 - When are you sending them? - Doctor, is it okay tonight? - Perfect. 723 00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:40,958 - I'll send you Giuseppe. - Agree. 724 00:56:41,166 --> 00:56:43,166 Was it the health insurance company? 725 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:50,250 - I don't know how, but this story it will be useful to me. - If you say so. 726 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,458 Let's continue. 727 00:56:52,666 --> 00:56:57,333 Dearest engineer Bisigato, as you can well understand, 728 00:56:57,541 --> 00:57:01,625 our company it's not in good condition... 729 00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:04,750 Well? Miss, what's happening? 730 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:10,791 Excuse me, Commander, I hear the duty to give her explanations. 731 00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:17,000 For the trip to the countryside with Franco? It's not the case, then maybe it's right. 732 00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:20,708 Am I right? Among young people... 733 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,166 - No, it's not that. - You're trying to tell me... 734 00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:30,791 - You think the worst of me. - You mean that she with my son Franco... 735 00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:35,250 - No, worse. - Oh, Lord! With Giuseppe? 736 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:39,000 - No, worse. - With the gardener? 737 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:44,250 Commander, could never guess. 738 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:48,666 - I didn't go to school with the nuns. - It's an advantage. 739 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:52,791 Mingozzi invented it, my boyfriend. 740 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:57,416 You see, he wanted it that I would become his lover. 741 00:57:57,666 --> 00:58:00,666 But how? Him, his girlfriend... 742 00:58:01,666 --> 00:58:04,125 A flower like this with me? 743 00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:09,041 He wants to become the director of his factory. He thought that if we... 744 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:15,708 You dirty bastard, ancient Roman and manager by vocation! 745 00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:19,833 - Are you serious? - Of course, Commander. 746 00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:25,041 If he makes him come today, it's better, so he can realize it. 747 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:28,208 He does everything to show me off in front of her. 748 00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:31,250 Poor Luisa, in what hands is she! 749 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:35,458 He seems like a boyfriend to her behave like this? 750 00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:40,250 Call him, have him come here and you'll see how I fix it! 751 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,500 Thank you, Commander. 752 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:46,291 Darling, bye. 753 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:51,541 A fabulous opportunity. Ponziani will make you come today. 754 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:55,458 I think it's time a little game with the sunscreen, right? 755 00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:59,666 Mingozzi, I have a reputation thirty years to defend. 756 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:04,666 - If I write "bronze", it must be bronze. - It's bronze, I'll show you. 757 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:08,375 One moment. Louise? One moment, Commander! 758 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:11,291 Come, just a moment. 759 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:15,333 I'll show you right away. Come on, the little leg. 760 00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:19,500 - Do you want to see? - Very little is enough. 761 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:23,833 - I'll do it myself. - Hands off, Mingozzi! - Please. 762 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,291 Do you see clearly, Commander? 763 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:45,166 Look. Up, even in the whitest parts. 764 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:48,500 - Yes. - True, Commander? 765 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:52,166 (Armando) Otherwise the stains will remain... 766 00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:56,000 (Mingozzi) How good is my Luisa, how docile he is. 767 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:59,375 - Is this okay? - Even underneath... 768 01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,625 Hello, dad. 769 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:19,458 - What are you doing here? You don't see what are we working on? - I see, I see. 770 01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:22,291 I think that's enough, right? 771 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:25,583 You don't want to be left with one leg white and one tanned! 772 01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:28,541 - Yes, maybe... - Here... 773 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:32,958 - Now's not the time. - If it's for me, it doesn't matter. 774 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:36,583 - Here you are! Well done, bye. - Until we meet again. 775 01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:40,125 Until we meet again. Go, go, go! Time is money. 776 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:45,916 A wonderful idea. A woman in a bikini under the umbrella. 777 01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:49,125 - The coffee. - In my wheelchair? 778 01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:54,166 - I wanted to try the electric chair. - You should end up there! 779 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:59,250 Then a beautiful bouquet of flowers on your chest, so at least I won't see you anymore. 780 01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:03,500 - Take the coffee away! - Okay, don't get angry. 781 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:08,250 - Leave the wheelchair and go! - Okay, I'll put it in the parking lot. 782 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:11,583 Allows? I have a wonderful idea. 783 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,375 - Another one? - Yes. 784 01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,000 One moment. Louise? 785 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:22,125 You would like to be immortalized in a poster? 786 01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:28,375 - I should think about it. - You have to think about it. 787 01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:33,250 Such luck doesn't happen to everyone the days. Tell him too. 788 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:36,416 You will become famous throughout Italy! 789 01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:40,625 - What do you say? - Of course, a sensational idea. 790 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:45,083 (Armando) He knows about it, he has an ear. One ear... 791 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,708 Here... Like this. 792 01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:52,958 (Mingozzi) It's a tanner marvelous. (Luisa) Is this okay? 793 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:55,333 Divine! 794 01:01:55,583 --> 01:02:01,041 - Makes skin soft. Look. - I see. - Look, it's wonderful. 795 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:04,833 It's okay to push me to look, but I don't move like this anymore! 796 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:09,625 - It's not me who pushes, it's Giuseppe. - Joseph? Are you there? - Yes. 797 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:14,333 - Go away, underdeveloped! - The coffee. - I don't want it! 798 01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:22,375 - Now let's do some without bra. - The bra? 799 01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:25,541 - We'll take it off. - It seems excessive to me. 800 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:31,166 For export. In Saint-Tropez women sunbathe naked. 801 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:34,333 - Naked? - Yes. 802 01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:39,333 Let's take it off! It's for export, Miss Luisa. Export... 803 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:41,541 Here's the cream. 804 01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:47,166 - Is this okay? - Yes. Miss Luisa, I am moved. 805 01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:52,208 What it does for the company... It is truly commendable. 806 01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:55,666 (photographer) Yes, like that, beautiful! 807 01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:59,666 Imagine the men when they see you! 808 01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:05,208 - Pass the ball... - We are alone! 809 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:08,791 One moment, dear, the necklace. 810 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:13,000 Now let's do one with an inviting look. 811 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:31,041 - Is that okay, Commander? - Yes... Yes, yes. 812 01:03:31,250 --> 01:03:33,208 Thank you. 813 01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:38,250 - Giuseppe, what do you say about the cream? - I'd even put chocolate in there. 814 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:43,083 - Get changed, let's take some nice photos on the green. - This? - Yes. 815 01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:46,250 - Don't look. - Forget about it! 816 01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:50,041 (Armando) Don't be ashamed, it's a "footer". 817 01:03:50,291 --> 01:03:54,333 Franco, open the window. It's suffocatingly hot. 818 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,875 - Here. - Thank you sweetie. 819 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:13,500 - Aaah! - What is it? - There! 820 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:17,541 - A naked woman! - There is no naked woman. 821 01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:22,666 No? It seemed to me... Oh God, I'm going crazy. 822 01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:26,333 - You're not the only one. - No? - No! 823 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:32,250 - Good morning. - Good morning, Ernesta. 824 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:42,250 - Here she is again! - What? - Can't you see anything in the mirror? 825 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:47,833 - No! Nothing... - Ernesta, a handkerchief. 826 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:50,083 Yes, ma'am. 827 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,250 Oh God, again! 828 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:57,458 - What? - A dream... It will be a dream. 829 01:04:59,166 --> 01:05:01,458 Ernesta! Oooh... 830 01:05:02,625 --> 01:05:04,791 Agreed. 831 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,833 Commander, if we made one a little more... spicy? 832 01:05:10,041 --> 01:05:13,541 - Spicy? - Yes, "nature". 833 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:19,250 (Mingozzi) Without the briefs. (Giuseppe) For abroad... Yes, yes. 834 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:24,416 - For abroad. - Mingozzi, she's hit rock bottom, it sucks! 835 01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:28,583 - It's advertising for the company. - Go away. - Be patient... 836 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:32,958 - Go away! He's fired! - You misunderstood... 837 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:35,541 Go away! 838 01:05:35,791 --> 01:05:38,791 - Well done, Commander. Allows? - Please. 839 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:45,208 - Take the car and leave. - I have the film inside. 840 01:05:45,416 --> 01:05:49,416 - You develop it in the darkroom. Don't dare. - Well done! 841 01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:53,333 - Thank you. (Armando) Get dressed, miss. 842 01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:57,916 I chased that shady figure away. From today you will no longer have to fear. 843 01:05:58,166 --> 01:06:03,583 Thank you for the magnificent spirit... of body. 844 01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:08,125 (Armando) I got rid of Goofy, but not with excitement 845 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:11,875 than those photos they had unleashed me. 846 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:18,250 It was time for an afternoon nap and I wanted to see her at all costs. 847 01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:23,083 I want to see her... Luisa lying in bed. 848 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:26,791 I want to see her... Luisa without a bra. 849 01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:41,791 Look at this "stinker". 850 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,125 Did you understand? Look at it... 851 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:08,250 She is speechless. 852 01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:38,166 Maybe now... I see the Madonna pass by. 853 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:40,625 Passing the Madonna... 854 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:53,166 No... There's no one. It's my imagination. 855 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:57,333 - There's no one. - There is no one, I'm the unknown soldier. 856 01:07:57,541 --> 01:08:01,458 War path, I retreat to the Altare della Patria. 857 01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:08,958 - Frank! What are you doing here? - You shouldn't be so shocked 858 01:08:09,166 --> 01:08:13,583 after this morning's show in the garden. - You're wrong. 859 01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:16,750 There was a very specific reason. 860 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:20,541 I don't doubt it, there's always a reason. 861 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:25,000 What did you get as a gift to my father for striptease? 862 01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:30,166 Nothing, I assure you. 863 01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:34,625 Sometimes I don't understand you. Why do you do this? 864 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,166 I don't want to see you targeted by everyone. 865 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:44,458 I don't like it. From my father, from Mingozzi. 866 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:50,125 Even from Giuseppe! As if I were a piece of market meat. 867 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:54,416 Why don't you defend me? Perhaps I'm a piece of meat for you too. 868 01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:58,583 That's why you took me to the lake, then you didn't have the courage. 869 01:08:58,791 --> 01:09:01,125 You're a kid, Franco. 870 01:09:02,625 --> 01:09:04,791 No! No! 871 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:15,416 You didn't understand anything. 872 01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:21,250 Instead I understood very well. 873 01:09:23,666 --> 01:09:26,250 I love you. 874 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:29,708 I'll prove it to you. 875 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:54,250 Joseph? 876 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:59,333 Are you at the ophthalmologist too? I haven't seen anything for two days. 877 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:02,625 I need a visit, here... 878 01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:07,000 - I'm better. - Yes, you're better. The envelope. 879 01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:10,583 Don't snitch. Don't tell your mother. 880 01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:14,916 - She kills the Commander and he kills me! - After death? 881 01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:20,333 - He comes to, kills me and dies new. - I won't tell my mother anything. 882 01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:24,583 The envelope. Come on, the envelope you have here. 883 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:29,916 Please don't be a snitch. Can you give me a receipt? 884 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:34,625 - Go home, there's a lot to do. - Don't be a snitch. 885 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:37,083 Otherwise I'll be in trouble! 886 01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:41,250 He took the envelope. 887 01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:47,375 My father lost his mind for that girl. 888 01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:51,750 Of your story I found out about it by chance. 889 01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:56,250 I warned her so that it could be protected. 890 01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:01,208 You are very kind. Why do you do it? 891 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:06,791 I don't know, because... 892 01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:10,958 - Because I like her. - I understand. 893 01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:15,708 Indeed, thank you. 894 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:24,625 It's getting late. 895 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:31,541 - You can't wait to see her again, right? - Who are you talking about? 896 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:37,125 About your father's new secretary. You're in love, it shows. 897 01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:40,125 Don't worry, I'll help you. 898 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:44,958 You were kind to me and I will be with you. HI. 899 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:48,250 HI. 900 01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:05,458 - Who is? - It's me, Giuseppe. 901 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:11,208 - Did something happen? - I brought chamomile, so you fall asleep. 902 01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:16,250 - I was sleeping. - I'm sorry, I woke her up. - It does not matter. 903 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:20,125 - Better, so I can talk to her. - Tell me, sit down. 904 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:26,416 Thank you. She thinks I'm a waiter ignorant, but I've been to school. 905 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:30,625 - Oh, yes? - Yes. I was in the service of a lady. 906 01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:35,666 I accompanied the child to school, elementary, middle school, gymnasium, high school. 907 01:12:35,916 --> 01:12:41,541 - Do you wake me up to tell me these things? - No, I wanted to tell you something. 908 01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:46,416 - Okay, tell me. - I... I'm in love. 909 01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:53,000 - He wanted to confide. He is in love with Ernesta. - No, she's old. For goodness sake! 910 01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:58,000 - Are you in love with the lady? - I wouldn't dare! - Frank? 911 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:02,333 - No, I'm not "rich"! - Ah! - Ninth. 912 01:13:02,541 --> 01:13:07,291 - I'm in love... with her. - About me? 913 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:12,833 Yes. I have a friend in Switzerland who he promised me a post as maitre d'. 914 01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:15,875 We're getting married and leaving right away. 915 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:21,500 It's a great setup, but I think It's better to talk about it tomorrow. All right? 916 01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:25,291 (knock on the door) - Who is he? - Could it be the Commendatore? 917 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:29,916 - Hide! - He's coming at this time from my girlfriend? 918 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:34,791 - Where should I go? Under the covers. - Giuseppe, what are you doing? 919 01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:39,041 - Go to the closet. - In the closet? But how... 920 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:43,708 - It won't open. - It opens! 921 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:46,916 - Summer or winter area? - It's the same. 922 01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:51,625 Summer is better, it's cooler. Don't forget, I'm in here. 923 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:01,250 Louise? 924 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:06,583 Frank! What is it? 925 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:09,833 - I came to talk to you. - Tell me. 926 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:14,166 I wanted to tell you something important. 927 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:18,750 Sorry about this morning. I said things I didn't mean. 928 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,541 - And then... - Then? 929 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:26,166 Then I wanted to tell you something else. 930 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:31,375 - Will you marry me? - Marry? But how... 931 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:33,583 (knock on the door) 932 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:38,083 - Who is he? - Your father, hide. 933 01:14:38,291 --> 01:14:42,291 - In the closet? - No, under the bed. 934 01:14:57,250 --> 01:15:00,041 Miss Luisa? Miss Luisa! 935 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:05,083 - Are you here too? - He'll think I'm crazy. 936 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:08,833 Miss, that's not the case. I... 937 01:15:09,041 --> 01:15:14,166 - Ernesta, what are you doing? - Miss, you won't believe that I... 938 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,916 Virgin Mary, if anything the opposite! 939 01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:21,958 - At that time? - Luisa, I am in this house for forty years. 940 01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:27,875 She is a secretary here and Franco is my master's son. 941 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:32,333 He won't believe I'm blind, miss! 942 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:36,458 Franco loves her. Does she love him? 943 01:15:37,708 --> 01:15:41,791 - I... I think so. - Look at this... 944 01:15:42,041 --> 01:15:45,625 (knock on the door) The Commander! 945 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:50,166 Ernesta, hide! No, not there! Here. 946 01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:52,875 No! Back there. 947 01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,916 Louise? 948 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,250 - Luisa? - Huh? 949 01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:10,916 - Was he sleeping? - I don't think so! 950 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:13,250 Excuse me, you know... 951 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:18,541 It suddenly occurred to me I wanted to tell you something. 952 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:22,416 - You too, Commander? - Like "she too"? 953 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:28,375 No, I was saying... You're sorry to do it quickly? I'm tired, Commander. 954 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:32,750 Sorry to get out of the way that "commander"? 955 01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:38,208 - As you wish, Armando. - Oh! Armando called me. 956 01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:41,041 Armando called me! 957 01:16:42,833 --> 01:16:47,333 Hate! Like "The Exorcist". Like "The Exorcist"! 958 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:51,541 - Franco, what are you doing here? - Stop hitting on everyone. 959 01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:55,250 Degenerate son, come and I'll give you a bite! 960 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:59,708 - For goodness sake! - Oh God, even the fascist witch! 961 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:05,375 - For the love of God! - Now who will cheer me up? Joseph! 962 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:10,708 - Present! Commander! - Are you already here? Are you Mandrake? 963 01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:15,375 - No, I was passing through. - Yes and I fell on the tram! Help me. 964 01:17:15,583 --> 01:17:21,416 Sorry, Luisa. Here everyone just sees a woman loses her mind. 965 01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:28,958 - Finally. Let's continue the speech? - Joseph! 966 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:32,458 What a pain in the ass! One moment. 967 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:36,666 (Armando) What a mess in that penalty area! 968 01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:40,791 There was something to discourage anyone, but I couldn't give up. 969 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,458 Time was running out and the enemy was about to heal. 970 01:17:44,666 --> 01:17:48,625 The escalation towards the secretary it became very urgent. 971 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:53,833 I have climbed steep mountains, no it will be a vulgar staircase that stops me. 972 01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:59,833 Left, right! 973 01:18:01,291 --> 01:18:03,291 Help... Help! 974 01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:18,583 (thud) 975 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:23,375 Whoever lasts wins! 976 01:18:26,291 --> 01:18:29,083 Left, right! 977 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:37,666 "How hard it is to go down the street and climbing other people's stairs." 978 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:43,041 (thud) 979 01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:46,500 What happened? Treasure! 980 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:49,625 Be quiet. Be quiet! 981 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:54,458 "Gotterdammerung", the fall of the gods. I was going to my room. 982 01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:59,333 - It's that one over there. - I know what it is! Pick me up. 983 01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:03,708 Help me up. Get in front. 984 01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:07,916 - Come to the front, here... - Lean back. 985 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:32,500 Just take me... I'm ready, I'll go up with you. 986 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:37,333 I'll have it installed tomorrow an elevator. Take me to the room. 987 01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:40,666 First it will be mine and then we'll see. 988 01:19:40,916 --> 01:19:44,583 I made you come because between father and son 989 01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:49,166 there must be no dark spots. Youth has its rights. 990 01:19:49,375 --> 01:19:54,166 I am impulsive and when I saw you there, I got angry. 991 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:58,875 - Anyway, let's not talk about it anymore. - Let's not talk about it anymore. Do you need anything else? 992 01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:02,666 No. Yes! Yes. 993 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:08,458 Mom wants to see the secretary to entrust her with an urgent job. 994 01:20:08,666 --> 01:20:12,750 - What do I have to do with it? - Don't be a "gun". 995 01:20:12,958 --> 01:20:18,833 Do you know which secretary knows the mom, that monster from last time. 996 01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:22,333 - We need to get her back. - Already! 997 01:20:22,541 --> 01:20:25,791 - You have to pay for it. - I know. 998 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,958 I don't know if the money is enough of the other time. 999 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:34,875 Modern youth! Lineage of blackmailers. Is two hundred enough? 1000 01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:39,583 Two-hundred? I'll try, I don't know. I hope they are enough. 1001 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:42,625 - Hello anyway. - HI. 1002 01:20:43,791 --> 01:20:47,000 All his mother. I have a blond fedayeen at home! 1003 01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:52,208 Luisa, do you know that you are extraordinary? 1004 01:20:52,416 --> 01:20:56,875 - It's the first time I understand of accounts. - It's habit. 1005 01:20:57,083 --> 01:21:01,833 - I always make them in the shop. - I didn't know he had a shop. 1006 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:06,583 It's not mine, it's my father's. When I need money... 1007 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:10,125 Luisa, she really has it an expert hand. 1008 01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:15,208 Yes, I have an expert hand... Isn't there anything else you need, ma'am? 1009 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:19,208 - No, go ahead. My husband he will be impatient. - Thank you. 1010 01:21:20,708 --> 01:21:23,750 Louise? I would like to give her a gift. 1011 01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:27,416 - Don't worry, it's all paid for. - Oh, yes? 1012 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:31,125 - You could give me a little present. - Yes? 1013 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:35,291 - What? - A kiss on the mouth. 1014 01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:40,958 Luisa... it's not that do you like women? Help! 1015 01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:43,708 Yes, call me Oscar! 1016 01:21:49,916 --> 01:21:52,916 Is this a woman? It's a digger! 1017 01:21:53,916 --> 01:21:56,125 What a beautiful day, huh? 1018 01:22:04,041 --> 01:22:08,625 Oh God, start with the dreams again... I know you're not there. 1019 01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:14,166 You're not there... They're just dreams, there is no one. 1020 01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:19,916 - Mrs Ponziani... - They're dreams and that's it. You're not there. 1021 01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:25,375 Ma'am, I'm not a dream. I'm Luisa, Mingozzi's girlfriend. 1022 01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:30,208 I remember... What are you doing here? 1023 01:22:30,416 --> 01:22:33,666 - I've been living here for a week. - That pig! 1024 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:37,291 - Filthy, scoundrel! - Calm down. 1025 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:43,208 If you have patience, it's a bit of a story complicated, but I'll tell you everything. 1026 01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:50,583 You don't have to worry on days which I was here as a secretary... 1027 01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:54,250 Yes, in short... He loves her very much. 1028 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:59,666 I assure you he has no other women outside of her. 1029 01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:04,083 Who would have imagined it! I thought that that whoremonger of a husband of mine 1030 01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:08,958 had at least one lover. See dear... Can I address you firsthand? - Certain. 1031 01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:13,541 Before I married my husband I was his lover, his secretary. 1032 01:23:13,791 --> 01:23:18,375 You see, I don't care the Commander. It's Franco. 1033 01:23:18,583 --> 01:23:23,000 We love each other and want to get married. He would have told her, but... 1034 01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:28,791 One moment. For Franco it's early, he is still a child to me. 1035 01:23:29,041 --> 01:23:33,166 Let's talk about it another time, let's postpone. That's not the case. 1036 01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:37,333 That girl is nice which is out now. 1037 01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:39,666 That... girl? 1038 01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:44,000 Who knows if the commendatore he realized he was a man! 1039 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:47,500 Miss... Oscar. 1040 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,958 Miss Oscar. 1041 01:23:56,083 --> 01:24:00,708 I'll take care of Oscar, you marry Franco, with my husband we fix everything. 1042 01:24:00,958 --> 01:24:06,000 - There's no problem, also because... Thanks! - Please. 1043 01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:11,875 - No, I was cheated. - No, I'm the one who's cheated. 1044 01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:16,666 - He had been here for a century and I didn't know. - You weren't told 1045 01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:21,208 for your health conditions, dangerous for you and others. 1046 01:24:21,416 --> 01:24:25,416 - I had her come here to... - For what? 1047 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:31,083 - The telephone, communications with abroad. - Didn't he translate? 1048 01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:35,333 Could have done better, instead always around with Franco, 1049 01:24:35,541 --> 01:24:39,541 on the pond, on a motorbike, in the rooms, in the dungeons! 1050 01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:45,250 Honey, be reasonable. Louise she's a good girl, I trust her. 1051 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:48,333 Do you know who spoke well to me about you? 1052 01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:51,458 Oh yes? Ah! 1053 01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:55,666 - What did he say? - He said you are a good husband. 1054 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:59,916 You have no women around or he would have told me. How dear! 1055 01:25:00,125 --> 01:25:04,791 Yes, she's cute. About the wedding anyway don't talk about it! 1056 01:25:05,041 --> 01:25:10,458 Don't raise your voice, we're not in factory. Be reasonable, listen to them. 1057 01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:12,791 Frank? Louise? 1058 01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:18,625 (Armando) Here they are. Juliet and Romea. - Good morning. 1059 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:23,916 - I wanted to introduce you to my cousin, she's in visit to the city. You come. - Good morning. 1060 01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:28,625 - Hate! - Madam, I am Luisa's Swedish cousin. 1061 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:34,416 - I've heard so much about her, I'm happy to meet you. - Pleasure. 1062 01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:38,458 Ingrid, come. Let me introduce you to Commendatore Ponziani. 1063 01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:42,250 - Nice to meet you, I'm Ingrid. - Not me, I'm Armando. 1064 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:47,208 - We met somewhere? - Huh? Ah... 1065 01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:51,500 Armando, do you know this lady or not? 1066 01:25:56,250 --> 01:26:00,958 - No, we've never... met. - No? I must have been wrong. 1067 01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:05,333 (Armando) Maybe... she was wrong. - Maybe yes. 1068 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:08,625 Franco, you know your father doesn't want it 1069 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:13,250 who marries Luisa? Maybe he wants to keep it still as a secretary. 1070 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:16,541 What do you say? Your mother went crazy. 1071 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:22,333 Luisa now... I was used to having her around. 1072 01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:26,875 Now with the wedding he will always be at home, right? 1073 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:30,000 Okay, are you happy? Here you are! 1074 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:35,125 - Happy? Happy, dad! - If only I knew! 1075 01:26:35,375 --> 01:26:37,625 You didn't agree before. 1076 01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:41,666 Before it was before, now it's after. I kiss the bride. 1077 01:26:42,875 --> 01:26:46,958 - So I will always have you close to me. - What is he saying in your ear? 1078 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:52,833 Um... Nothing! Think how good dad is. 1079 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:58,250 He asked me how I travel I like to travel around the world for a wedding. 1080 01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,708 Now you're exaggerating, Armando. 1081 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:05,416 We went to Lugano for six days, just to go abroad. 1082 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:09,000 We did 30, let's do 40, right? 1083 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:14,958 - Okay, let's make it 31. Let's toast. - Let's toast. Champagne! 1084 01:27:16,750 --> 01:27:20,708 (Armando) For once I had got a secretary to kiss 1085 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:24,875 my son stole it from me and took her on their honeymoon. 1086 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:28,041 I'm not surprised, he is blood of my blood, 1087 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:30,708 but she, that dead cat! 1088 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:34,875 Look at the mess he managed to create to give me a break. 1089 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:39,041 Unless he didn't to stay at home near me 1090 01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:41,708 with my wife's consent. 1091 01:27:41,916 --> 01:27:45,458 How stupid! Of course that's why he did it! 1092 01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:50,875 On the way back I try again and take it off doubt. I'm sorry for Franco, 1093 01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:56,000 but war is war. It might as well Don't be blood of my blood. 1094 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:04,125 - There are no suitcases here. (Franco) Open the hood, idiot! 1095 01:28:04,333 --> 01:28:06,333 All right. 1096 01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:25,083 - There are no suitcases here they stole. - There is a beauty case. 1097 01:28:25,291 --> 01:28:29,166 - No, it's all empty. - There's a beauty case! 1098 01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:34,583 - A box? I don't know what it's called. - Easy, there's delicate stuff. 1099 01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:37,500 Is it a bomb? 1100 01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:40,791 Let me look at you, blessed ones! 1101 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:44,166 You are the picture of happiness. 1102 01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:50,333 Frank, darling! What a joy, welcome back, guys! 1103 01:28:55,083 --> 01:28:59,750 - Oscar, what are you doing? - He's my personal driver. 1104 01:28:59,958 --> 01:29:03,541 I decided to go more often at La Scala. 1105 01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:08,291 - I don't trust your father who sings and drive together. - But look... 1106 01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:13,416 Honey, how are you? 1107 01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:17,750 Oscar, don't get distracted. Louise! 1108 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,791 (softly) How did you do it? - Darling, how dear! 1109 01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:24,000 Hi, mom. 1110 01:29:24,208 --> 01:29:26,833 (thud) Oh God! What a pain! 1111 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:31,333 How many times do I have to say to leave the doors open? 1112 01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:36,250 Who do I see! My boys. 1113 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:40,333 The joy of my eyes. Come here. 1114 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:45,875 Your cousin is as good as you, Luisa. Armando took her on as his secretary. 1115 01:29:46,125 --> 01:29:51,708 Ingrid is really good. Maybe she's better than you. 1116 01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:56,166 He does things... See you tomorrow, miss. 1117 01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:59,916 Until tomorrow. Hello, little cousin. 1118 01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:03,708 HI. 1119 01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:10,458 - Darling! - I am very happy, Commander. 1120 01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:15,375 Commander? Now I'm Armando, your dad. Kiss. 1121 01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:21,375 - At midnight in the room of guests. - Sure, dad. 1122 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:24,416 (Armando) Seeing as I was right? 1123 01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:29,666 On the other hand, let's be clear, I'm going from her just to clear up the misunderstanding. 1124 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:34,583 The Diabolik of Brianza and his Eva Kant waiting for him 1125 01:30:34,833 --> 01:30:37,125 in the warm bed. 1126 01:30:39,333 --> 01:30:43,666 What stuff! Luisa from behind, like Luca on the back of his head... 1127 01:30:43,875 --> 01:30:49,291 Here. I'm coming, wait. Stop, I took aim. 1128 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:52,041 Stop, there. Now... 1129 01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:56,916 And now... Pass the ball I'm alone! 1130 01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:59,958 - Yum, yum! - Ciccetti! 1131 01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:03,125 So it's true that you were urgent to talk to me! 1132 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:07,541 - High treason! Hate! - Tell me...